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EFTA02658885

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From: Jonathan Farkas Sent: Friday, March 3, 2017 5:35 PM To: Jeffrey E. Subject: Fwd: CHINESE RAT Sent from my iPhone =br>Begin forwarded message: =rom: John Dixon Date: March 3, 20 a : : = Subject: CHINESE RAT Subject: Fwd: CHINESE RAT Subject: FW: CHINESE RAT =/o:p> > A tourist walked into a Chinese > curio shop in San Francisco . While looking around at the > exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, > bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so > incredibly striking the tourist > decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner > and asked, "How much for the bronze > rat?" EFTA_R1_01905683 EFTA02658885 > "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 > for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old > man. > The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll > just take the rat, you can keep the story". > As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the > tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the > alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the > street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking > faster. > A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his > horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, > and they began squealing. > Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco > Bay . > Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to > discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and > were squealing and coming toward him faster and > faster. > Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the > bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. > Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay > after the bronze rat and were all drowned. > The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown . > "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for > story ?" > "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see > if you have a bronze liberal." 2 EFTA_R1_01905684 EFTA02658886 Reid Bloom<=p> Clearview Trading Advisors aim: rmgbloom Clearview Trading Advisor, Inc= is a member of FINRA/SIPC. The enclosed materials may contain inform=tion regarding information that you have requested from Clearview Trading Advisor, Inc. Neither Clearview Trading Advisor, Inc., nor an= of its affiliates, or their respective members, shareholders, officers, di=ectors, agents and employees (collectively "Clearview Trading") recommends o= solicits any investment by readers of these materials. "Clearview Trading" assumes no responsibility for the a=curacy, completeness or timeliness of any information in these materials or=for updating the information in these materials, which is subject to change=without notice at any time. "Clearview Trading" has not verified such information, makes no warranty, e=press or implied, regarding it and shall not be liable for any losses, dama=es, costs or expenses relating to its adequacy, accuracy, truth, completene=s, timeliness or use. Past performance of any security discussed or mentioned in this document is not an indicatio= of future performance. " Clearview Trading" does not provide investment, t=x or legal advice with respect to any investment opportunity or security di=cussed or mentioned in this document. Under no circumstance is the information contained within this do=ument to be used or considered as an offer to buy or sell or a solicitation=of an offer to buy or sell any particular security. This e-mail may contain=information that is privileged or confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please delete=the e-mail and any attachments and notify us immediately at (646) 747- 5220.=o:p> =/o:p> 3 EFTA_R1_01905685 EFTA02658887 EFTA_R1_01905686 EFTA02658888

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