From: Will Ford

From: Will Ford To: undisclosed-recipients:; Bcc: ' < Subject: May 15th tidbits & quotes Date: Wed, 15 May 2013 10:54:43 +0000 "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Lord Acton "Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden Top 20 most common misheard lyrics: 1. REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite http://www.youtube.corn/watch?v=mgiCechWNCo Real lyric: "Call me when you try to wake her Misheard lyric: "Calling Jamaica" 2. Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze Real Lyric: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" Misheard Lyric: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" 3. Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady Real Lyric: "Dude looks like a lady" Misheard Lyric: "Do just like a lady" 4. The Foundations - Buttercup Real Lyric: "Build me up buttercup" Misheard Lyric: "Fill me up buttercup" 5. Adele - Chasing Pavements Real lyric: "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements" Misheard lyric: "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins" 6. Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer Real Lyric: "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" Misheard Lyric: "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" 7. ABBA - Dancing Queen Real Lyric "Dancing queen, Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah" Misheard Lyrics: "Dancing queen, Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah" 8. John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John - One That I Want Real Lyric: "You're the one that I want" Misheard Lyric: "You're the wobbly one" 9. Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Spirit Real Lyric: "Here we are now, entertain us" Misheard Lyric: "Here we are now, in containers" 10. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Real lyric: "Spare him his life from this monstrosity" Misheard lyric: "Spare him his life for this one cup of tea" 11. Johnny Nash- I Can See Clearly Now Real Lyric: "I can see clearly now the rain has gone" Misheard Lyric: "I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone" 12. Madonna- Papa Don't Preach Real Lyric: "Papa don't preach" Misheard Lyric: "Poppadom Peach" 13. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Real Lyric - "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango" Misheard lyric: "Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you to the banned tango" 14. Bee Gees- Stayin' Alive EFTA00390488 Real Lyric: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Misheard Lyric: "Steak and a knife, steak and a knife" 15. Prodigy - Out of space Real lyric: "I'll take your brain to another dimension. Pay close attention" Misheard lyric: "I'll take your brain to another dimension. Hey close the kitchen" 16. ABBA - Dancing Queen Real lyric: "See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen" Misheard lyric: "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen" 17. ABBA - Mamma Mia Real lyric: "How can I resist you" Misheard lyric: "Have I got a sister" 18. Take That - Babe Real lyric: "Babe" Misheard lyric: "Dave" 19. Blue Oyster Cult- Don't Fear The Reaper Real Lyric: "Seasons don't fear the reaper" Misheard Lyric: "Jesus don't fear the reaper" 20. Annie Lennox- There Must Be An Angel Real Lyric: "Must be talking to an angel" Misheard Lyric: "Must be talking to a ninja" EFTA00390489