From: "Amy Sacco"

From: "Amy Sacco" To: "Mil " Subject: Eat Healthy Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2002 19:51:30 +0000 Importance: Normal >>>And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and > >>>green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live > >>>long > >>>and healthy lives. > >>> > >>>And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent > >>>double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" > >>>And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. > >>> > >>>And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure > >>>that > >>>man found so fair. > >>> > >>>And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and > >>>brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained > >>>pounds. > >>> > >>>And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." > >>> > >>>And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded > >>>cheese. > >>>And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds. > >>> > >>>And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil > >>>with > >>>which to cook them." > >>> > >>>And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own > >>>platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the > >>>roof. > >>> > >>>And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra > >>>pounds. > >>> > >>>And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not > >>>have > >>>to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained > >>>pounds. > >>> > >>>And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." > >>> > >>>And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and > >>>brimming with nutrition. > >>> > >>>And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center > >>>into > >>>chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. > >>> > >>>And man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in > >>>cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into > >>>cardiac arrest. > >>> > >>>And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery EFTA00579623 > >>> > >>>And Satan created HMOs. > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com EFTA00579624