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From: "G. Max" <IIMIMIE=> To: Philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOMEN! Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite><blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>> A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a > > five-star hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only."  Being without > > their > > boyfriends, they decide to go in. > > > > The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it > > works, "We have five floors.  Go up, floor by floor, and once you find > what > > you are looking for, you can stay there.  It's easy to decide, since > > each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor.  The only rule is, > > once > > you leave a floor, you can't return to it." > > > > The women talk it over and decide to go for it.  They start > > going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are > > horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and > > without hesitation move on to the next floor. > > > > The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are > > wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going > > to > > do.So, again they head for the stairs. > > > > The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads > > "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." > > This was good but there were still two more floors... > > > > So, on to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect.  "All the men > > here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are > > perfect lovers, and, they are single, wealthy and straight" > > > > The women were really excited, but they decide that they > > must know what is on the fifth floor before they settle for the fourth. > > > > When they reach the fifth floor, there is only one sign > > that reads, "There are no men here.  This floor was built only to prove > > that there is simply no way to please a woman."</blockquote></blockquote> </html> EFTA00581368

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