DS9 Document EFTA00770227

From: Subject: Report #102: Bye Dubai, hallo Abu Dhabi! Date: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:01:13 +0000 Hey Kids! Finally I have some fantastic news to share!!! Yipee!!!! JOB!!! All you Epstein kids will understand the iron in this: 27th Sept I will start as bu Dhabi! A Jewish school in a Muslim nei hborhood! I will be involved in every aspect of operations on campus. My boss is a very nice retired, in his mid-forties. So all in all, it's kind of like in NY, but different... I'm moving to Abu Dhabi this week to my fabulous new apt that I'm going to share with female After 2.5 years in Dubai, I'm moving down Sheikh Zayed Road to Abu Dhabi which is 120 km closer to Saudi... S-I-G-N M-E U-P! WEIGHT That's called 9 months of unemployment. TICKET In Abu Dhabi a police Mercedes started flashing its 98 disco-lights on its roof. I switched lanes so it could pass, but it followed me! I realized they were flashing me... I got a ticket in Arabic for speaking on my mobile! I thought it was freaken April Fool's day! Still don't know how much it is... So I guess that was my inauguration to being a real Abu Dhabi resident... New home address and can only be used for Fedex, not regular mail: I hope you're all well, EFTA00770227