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From: Faith Kates <t > To: Faith Kates Subject: FW: Happy high holys Date: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:03:21 +0000 How appropriate!!! SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM During the last holiday season, many Individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible. 1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one:) Talking section No talking section 2. If Talking section, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest) Stock market Medicine Congregants' secret medical tragedies General gossip Specific gossip (choose:) The rabbi The cantor The cantor's voice The cantor's wife The cantor's wife's voice The rabbi The rabbi's "secretary" Fashion news What others are wearing Why they look awful EFTA00770496 Your neighbors Your relatives Your neighbors' relatives Presidential Election Sex (Preference: ) Who's cheating on/having an affair with whom Other: 3. Which of the following would you like to be seated near for free professional advice? Doctor Dentist Nutritionist Psychiatrist Child psychiatrist Mother in law Podiatrist Chiropractor Stockbroker Accountant Lawyer Criminal Diver Real estate agent Architect Plumber Buyer (Specify store: ) Sexologist Golf pro (tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish one] Other: 4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority:) On the aisle Near the exit Near the window EFTA00770497 In Aruba Near the bathroom Near my in-laws As far away from my in-laws as possible As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible Near the pulpit Near the Kiddush table Near single men Near available women Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services Where no one will notice me sleeping during services Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon additional charge] 5. (Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where: I can see my spouse over the mechitza (curtain separating the sexes) I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the mechitza 6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people: (Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.) Your name: Building fund pledge: $ This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System. For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email NOTE:This message including any attachments contains information, some or all of which, may be proprietary or legally privileged. It is for the intended recipient only. If you have EFTA00770498 received this message by error, please notify us immediately and destroy the related message. You, the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure, and confidential manner. Unauthorized re-disclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality could subject you to penalties described in Federal and State law. Next Management, LLC and any affiliate companies are not responsible for errors or omissions in this message or any attachments. This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System. For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email EFTA00770499