From: Steven Elkman

From: Steven Elkman To: undisclosed-recipients:; Subject: Fw: Dr Epstein- Date: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:10:54 +0000 Attachments: AVGcertilleation .txt F This would be my luck. how about you? Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted. The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberated it down the hall! He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again. Decades later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the name of Levy and arrived under cover of darkness. EFTA00772809 The desk clerk asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Levy?" Dr. Epstein replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't. I grew up here and received my education here, but then I moved away." Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk. Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since then I've been too ashamed to return." The clerk consoled him. "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others. I bet that's true of your incident too." Dr. Epstein replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident." "Was it a long time ago?" "Yes, many years." The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Epstein Fart?" Life is too short for drama and petty things. So, break the rules. Kiss slowly, laugh uncontrollably, love truly and forgive quickly. And, never, never regret anything that made you smile. Can love help you live longer? Find out now. An Excellent Credit Score is 750. See Yours in Just 2 Easy Steps! EFTA00772810 Windows LiveTM SkyDriveTM: Get 25 GB of free online storage. Get it on your BlackBerry or iPhone. More storage. Better anti-spam and antivirus protectionliotmail makes it simple. This message and any attachments to it are intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, confidential or otherwise protected from disclosure. Dissemination, distribution or copying of this message or any attachments to it by anyone other than the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering the message to the intended recipient, is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender or the Help Desk of Fairway "Like No Other Market" at and destroy the original message and all copies.(see attached file: _AVG certification_ixt) This communication may contain confidential and/or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient (or have received this communication in error) please notify the sender immediately and destroy this communication. Any unauthorized copying, disclosure or distribution of the material in this communication is strictly forbidden. Deutsche Bank does not render legal or tax advice, and the information contained in this communication should not be regarded as such. EFTA00772811