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efta-efta01145543DOJ Data Set 9OtherNew Species Discovered.
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New Species Discovered.
Referred to as "Homo slackass-erectus''. Characterized by constant spineless
posturing and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown
to cause shorter legs and an Inability to ambulate other than In an awkward
shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to affect brain function.
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Unfortunately most
are highly fertile.
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