DS9 Document EFTA01156121

From: Subject: Report #150: Haram Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:15:01 +0000 Attachments: Door_sign.jpg Hallo kids! When the watchman walked by my frontdoor with a potential tenant, the person saw my sign (see attached again) and said: "Haram?" Haram means forbidden. I think the sign serves it's purpose... There is a dispute between the UAE and Canada regarding expanded landing rights in Canada. The UAE acted very juvenile and now charges Canadian citizens high fees for visas. A Canadian newspaper said: "When the UAE stops behaving like a two-year-old in the grocery store cookie aisle, Canada will likely be more than ready to talk. Until then, if the UAE wants to hold its breath until it turns blue — let it turn blue." Knowing the UAE, it will turn purple. I went to a dermatologist to check some bumps I have on my throat. She asked me: "Where???" I said that my throat was covered with small bumps. She took out the biggest magnifying glass with a huge lens: "Where???" Finally after a lot of searching and not finding the bumps she asked me: "Does it itch?" "No..." "So how does it bother you?" "It's there..." "Don't worry." Per true Arab-spirit the invisible bumps didn't stop her from prescribing three creams and call me back for check- up in three weeks. Be safe and enjoy your snowdays! I am freezing my ass off in +M. EFTA01156121