0:04You have your crazy axis and your hot axis.
0:11Hot is, as usual, measured from 0 to 10.
0:14We're all familiar with that.
0:17Crazy is measured from 4 to 10 because, of course, there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a 4 crazy.
0:23So you've got 4 to 10.
0:27This is your hot crazy line right here.
0:30Very important that you keep in mind where the hot crazy line is.
0:35As a rule, this is your no-go zone.
0:40We do not hang around and date and marry women who are not, at least in our mind, a 5.
0:48So this is your no-go zone.
0:51We just rule this out.
0:53Life is better this way.
0:55That's the way it is.
0:56Above a 5 and to about an 8 and below the crazy line, this is your fun zone.
1:08You can hang out here and meet these girls and spend time with them.
1:14That's your fun zone.
1:15But keep in mind, when you're in the fun zone, you want to move out of the fun zone to a more permanent location.
1:22Above the crazy line, we have the danger zone.
1:28This is your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany.
1:35This is where your car gets keyed.
1:37You get a bunny in the pot.
1:39Your tires get slashed.
1:41And you wind up in jail.
1:42Moving on, you have this zone here.
1:46This is below the crazy line, above an 8 hot, but still about a 7 crazy.
1:54This is your date zone.
1:58You can stay in the date zone indefinitely.
2:01These are women that you introduce to your friends and your family.
2:05They're good looking, and they're reasonably not crazy most of the time.
2:10So you can stay here indefinitely.
2:13Now, above an 8 hot, and between about a 7 and a 5 crazy, this is your wife zone.
2:27When you meet this girl, you should consider a long-term relationship.
2:31Now, below a 5 crazy, and above an 8 hot, this is your unicorn zone.
2:40These things don't exist.
2:44If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely, keep it alive.
2:49We'd like to study it, and maybe look at how to replicate that.
2:53So I was explaining this to a guy one time, and he said, wait a minute.
2:58I met this girl, and she's like smoking hot.
3:01She's like at least a 9, and she's chill.
3:06She's like not even a 3 crazy.
3:08I said, you're telling me you've met a girl.
3:12She's a 9 hot, and she's like a 2 or a 3 crazy.
3:18I said, you should be careful.
3:20You're talking to a tranny.
3:21So you've got to be careful, because down here, below a 4 crazy, and above an 8 hot,
3:30you're probably talking to a dude.
3:32That is the universal hot crazy matrix.