DS10: EFTA01620904 (.mp4)
DOJ EFTA Dataset 10 (Seized Media)·Wednesday, January 1, 2025·4m
Hello! It's nice to see you all here. Now, as the more perceptive of you have probably realized by...
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Hello! It's nice to see you all here.
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Now, as the more perceptive of you have probably realized by now, this is hell.
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I'm the devil. Good evening.
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But you can call me Toby, if you like.
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We try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal.
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That's just my little joke.
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Now, you're all here for eternity.
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Which I hardly need tell you is a heck of a long time.
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But I'm sure you'll all get to know each other pretty well by the end.
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But for now, I'm going to have to divide you up into groups.
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If that's okay. Can you hear me at the rack?
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Well, if you'd stop screaming, that would help.
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Okay. Now, murderers. Murderers.
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Over here, please. Thank you very much indeed.
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Looters and pillagers. Over here, please.
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Thieves, if you could join us.
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And lawyers, you're in that way.
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Yes, there's plenty of room. If the hedge fund managers would just move along a time.
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Fornicators, if you could step forward.
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Step forward.
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My God, there are a lot of you.
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You're down here.
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But first, if you could form a queue in front of that small guillotine in the corner.
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Very much indeed.
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The French.
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I know.
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The Americans.
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Look, I'm sorry about this.
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Apparently, God had little falling out with your founding fathers and damned the entire nation in perpetuity.
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He sends particular condolences to the Mormons, who he realizes put in an awful lot of work.
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Better mind. If you'd just like to come down here.
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Yes.
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If you'd just like to keep clear of that big space there, we're reserving for a Mr. Trump.
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Atheists.
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You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits.
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Come down here, please.
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And everyone who saw Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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I'm sorry.
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Turns out God can't take a joke after all.
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There, there, there.
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They're good.
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And Christians.
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Christians?
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Yes, I'm sorry.
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I'm afraid the Jews were right.
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Right.
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Well, that's about it.
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Are there any questions?
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And, uh, yes.
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No, I'm afraid we don't have any toilets.
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I don't know if you've read your Bible, but I'm afraid it's damnation without relief.
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If you didn't go before you came, then I'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much.
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But then I believe that's the idea.
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Okay, well, look, I'll see you all later at the barbecue.
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Or rather, on the barbecue.
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Um, and generally, I just hope that you all have a terrible time.
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Um, I'd like to leave you actually with another little joke of mine.
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I only know two jokes, informal, infernal, and, uh, and, and this one.
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And this joke goes like this.
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It is, knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Death.
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Death.
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conclusion.
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barber.
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добivat.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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It's Entrevill.
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Add.
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I'm sorry.
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It seems to be like, oh, that's very interesting.
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I love you again.
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Can we wait?
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Whatever.
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It's just criminal error?
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I love you again.
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I love you.
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Verse 6.
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It's just criminal error.
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I love you.
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How do you get fun?
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it's just journal everything in?
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It's just a lie.
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I love you.
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But you love me again.
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