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Personal email about outsourced virtual assistants and quirky correspondence

The passage is a personal anecdote describing the author’s use of overseas virtual assistants and a humorous email exchange. It contains no substantive allegations, names of influential actors, financ Author outsources errands to a virtual assistant named Asha in Bangalore. Mentions a fabricated email from "Honey K B" rejecting press releases. No mention of public officials, corporations, or illic

Date
November 11, 2025
Source
House Oversight
Reference
House Oversight #013872
Pages
1
Persons
0
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The passage is a personal anecdote describing the author’s use of overseas virtual assistants and a humorous email exchange. It contains no substantive allegations, names of influential actors, financ Author outsources errands to a virtual assistant named Asha in Bangalore. Mentions a fabricated email from "Honey K B" rejecting press releases. No mention of public officials, corporations, or illic

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breakdown of her pets, measurements, and favorite foods (e.g., swordfish). If all Bangalorians are like Honey, I pity Americans about to graduate college. They’re up against a hungry, polite, Excel-proficient Indian army. IN FACT, in the next few days, I outsource a whole mess of online errands to Asha (from the personal service YMII): paying my bills, getting stuff from drugstore.com, finding my son a Tickle Me Elmo. (Actually, the store was out of Tickle Me Elmos, so Asha bought a Chicken Dance Elmo—good decision.) I had her call Cingular to ask about my cell-phone plan. I’m just guessing, but I bet her call was routed from Bangalore to New Jersey and then back to a Cingular employee in Bangalore, which makes me happy for some reason. IT’S THE fourth morning of my new, farmed-out life, and when I flip on my computer, my e-mail inbox is already filled with updates from my overseas aides. It’s a strange feeling having people work for you while you sleep. Strange, but great. ’'m not wasting time while I drool on my pillow; things are getting done. HONEY IS my protector. Consider this: For some reason, the Colorado Tourism Board e-mails me all the time. (Most recently, they informed me about a festival in Colorado Springs featuring the world’s most famous harlequin.) I request that Honey gently ask them to stop with the press releases. Here’s what she sent: Dear All, Jacobs often receives mails from Colorado news, too often. They are definitely interesting topics. However, these topics are not suitable for “Esquire.” Further, we do understand that you have taken a lot of initiatives working on these articles and sending it to us. We understand. Unfortunately, these articles and mails are too time consuming to be read. Currently, these mails are not serving right purpose for both of us. Thus, we request to stop sending these mails. We do not mean to demean your research work by this. We hope you understand too. Thanking you, Honey K B That is the best rejection notice in journalism history. It’s exceedingly polite, but there’s a little undercurrent of indignation. Honey seems almost outraged that Colorado would waste the valuable time of Jacobs.

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