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Expert Dr. Shin Ho Yep claims i scrt to grat compleion is bist orm By Yous Pans Handed ober cs eens fons ms. flock to Dr. Yep's office off Oven Pha. in Brooklyn 0 Pia man Lu Torn low avin heeded nlp. The ino of ag fe employer or pps his srt forma” ‘Antrim (owner of te famed 1010s hes snd within seconds Temas, The Spo” and “The {hee dino ea rege Tis Swick Ba tld Luh inferno. Some paint wal in at ho would start using ike gon om the ey concocion, Cheeni pie. Toro 20 ey scram oud crush, ioded a bd Stem at ke Yep sys st 10 more minaes” Youn St. Gono" Wier dato coy. Dr Yep Voces of Sa Gt Pls prochims OK we pt out 10 SWAT, team ecgotaed vith Row Ho aes tose snd puts oad tsian. 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Gene brags, After thinking about 8 just atysnea,. gas po usishmen ho requ he 50 on the Belt Phy... why students to double time in every these Sn Gate smo ag could ym class. They had to do twice: ‘only dream of owning 4 supercar the exercise, twice the running, as ke hi” well as ead the class in exercise. J ——— nil th ad af he et yar. Yaskr soo hntd th boysin from of cach nd very ls, bt soviet gov mie of on point ovr Cap, Gown mii passing grade of 65. And What?? Stanly Komito fA Yellow Laundry Mystery Solved Fou eelns Sea Gi boys, ystery soot whombutly adel eco wea mga an a Bete Boots under tee aaduion By Beatrice. Cooper owns. The graduntion cere {ook pce tous move ane in downtown Brook On of the cory boys remmed Anbes Se Gate Gly said “Fey what are they gonna fail me. to notice that their laundry now?” ‘mysteriously started turning yellow ry tin the remove om. (oon ps. 6, calann 1) HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000041 3 . he clothes ine. Mrs. Bull his Campuign* award. Because of hss Clorox ach in very he marty he stud gave Keds, hod, both andy bey offed a tme supply Conouly hams yolow and hs Five sndkers, as ong 3 hs mori sme se doc. This ‘wee th ay oes he would ve apparel for months unl ber son ein th ur. The same offer Gold sted dia some deve me rom soca sesh ork on sown. Afr 2 mre enfucre, bt hy cena monte ofsuvilace, Geld ven out of busines fe Gg als caugh the cupid dx he kid so many fos sweats Sul say yew) handed. The Hel wears the ode, bt as B's dowtars neighbor's 01 isd broth sk sen diferent ad been repent siting he Jogos on then sch 3s “POLICE, eindey ith sq gn led “JORRG" and “SHMITKA™ ihn known yellow id The Dulas wer orc 0 ve _— va afte mre ighinks cxcomed JA — Teacher Almost Gets the Boot h By Emil Suskind 5% Graders "een Clean up cops Goldrith, was ever known obs oney 4 comenon] hiker b his peers, ts dens rely coed 1 oncom. Wik bis wit ByNewny vet way of asking at ings, the sadn were avers Chutaed, swell a rerained. Mr Stephen Levy whipiined His cocgues never respected n is over-achioing ds 53 unl Gomi and probaly reseed hey mare Es Step March is odd spre nd Ada Only then would be Gn ssn day in Ape of Sow th to be fsturd ne. 1964, i. Goins, tn rss Cony nd Clean Up accompishd jz pant, layed Campaign Parade. The long he tonal abe na fuze vied Parad rived, nd the up ven, and set the ders hd 0 march in Sudiorm religion rio vetting 110 degre es. Fiteen Te aches td the rediin, fhe 45 bids suffered est ling ta mockery nd a disgrace, xausion, and one saophone ie tho chidren clapped and eer contac marching and Soapped tothe coolest version of Flying ani dg. The Sea einem hyd ever hear Ge boy marched ui spiky On the next dy, Vi. Golds ox popped tough he side of is was bd i waking papers by patted Keds bot sets he schol sdninisation, and He was awarded the “Schmuck of radeon announcement Hs cas, Un Coney and Ces vp hat hs red oleae. 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According to mtiona tuna experts, is coud be another major breakhrough in By Chars Shushan Sowing th “miracle toa” puzzle, ‘Caney stand Meatals The “tuna boy”, as he is now N N known, commented: “If you like. 1's that ime ofthe year when my tun, weit tll you taste my he Coney land ak how comes ee onder Sw” cle sev, back to tum. This yar he shove nd my soon-to-be famous Galland | il frre someof tho Bear's Ci Sd favorites: Dicky the Penguin Min. Watch Dicky ashe JR ‘apparently shuffles cards with (wo ‘stumps; The Tatooed Lady... Sock All meat and ro potatos” and to your own amazement, if X move my muscles, you got T moving pictures! : g Shows af evry hour, an the een brings Hour. No photos home Brit - By Merton Boober free Fans wild over A cocky Coney Tland toenager . met » genuine Bish Pachooclie g Dynamite Tuna ‘nd had the audacity to bring ber Home to fv in his parents house. is mother never rusted the By Chaim Ger pachoohie and believed that she NE Av. Gum Frdiousy sapped th neligence and mantihood from her son. After onthe of monitoring and Every so often, gers COE recording observed data, the along witha new recipe hat takes mother supplied the LN.S. with ll the word by stom. The gerivs he dope on this wild Englander this time? the son ofa Coney. ‘and had her deported. When the Tsand rena, who worked fr oy regained i senses, he had ‘months hing the magi ree f° Total orgoten say deals of the the perfect tuna salad. The entire: orton pachoochie. ‘neighborhood waits on line for ours outside th fireman's house, —_ for just one small taste of the Caio una’. Folks cnt eleve that the young lad had the wisdom or knowledge to create such 2 ‘masterpiece in tuna. When asked fo the recipe, the ‘teen will only reveal one part of the secret “It has to do with ‘squeezing ‘the oil out of the tuna, HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000045 10 Ejected from CONEY Singles ISLAND Weekend CLASSIFIEDS Henny Youngman : fdr NING Coney Island ens signed up for A REARS OUT MGI ‘what should bave been a un RRA and or BEE Q. Large Sige weekend a Kusher's froiecs Couey Clb, but someting vent Fe Tron in Corn ats. ory. After casing disuse 3t Fm {ho ool, th young men wet €0 {het room and made so much vise Sa ihe gent. hat security had to come and warn sel o sping of drinks with Ent otic gocion om he tone Eee premises Late on, the trouble Seite ee nakrs avd t te main . . Teron mer Exch ate rin ws ached ith boys and gts Sd for tho vent. Again, he boys were PT causing mor rou, and by the Souk’ Onegin inde {ime th ood was sed, he ne PR rowing blow occured. One of Mary's Heroes Pegrrnd Ese {he teens known as “Neutral, Ne hl nk pd Fret tad eating directly ot of the Ca wih mas hea. 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DALLAS, TEXAS 75230 214 987 3595 January 15, 2003 Dallas Texas Dearest Jef: Fifty years old. You sally have had a prety amazing life. Amivzing because of whe and when i started. Paula and Seymour fucking. Who was ther t tll him wher to stick i? Who told him (0 spit on her cunt to make it wet? Maybe they had more on the ball then we all give them credit for Any from tat ight ack in May of 195%, a they lay here nosicated from ther lovemaking, ite did hey Know what they would be bringing in the world carly the next yar. Les fst forward 0 you. | remember summers when Warten would always work some shi ass job (Nathan's) for minimum wage, | would aways find something (ile Figo in Brighen Beach) and Frog would too (Cabana Eoy). Bt you, Jeff would never work. Yes, you sere special. You did things lke music camps in Michigan, tc. Which brings me to when you lost your virginity. Yon may not remember, but | was under the sme 09f hat could new years eve in "66 0c '67 (not sure). “The firs time 1 ver flow was with you. | went with you to Nicigan to viet your rend Jf. he Incrochen i for new yeas ve. 1 ws aso the Fst ne 1 1d over lid yes on a bigh, eve, bubbly, biue cyed. mid western female. She was lke a alien to me. She was Jewish or alan. Wasnshe your irs? My frst was up in Monticello, where 1 spent part of the summer with Loyd and Andy working at Playland Arcade in Monticello. It was Lloyd's girlfriend. Anyway, bck to he Michigan rip, because it was Significant. Jeff, yo took me with you. It was my first time out of Brooklyn. Tt was no bi deal, but we went And nobody cls over WENT anywhere back when and where we came from. And thn an o Europe. The second tine Lever flew. Saben Ailines (0 Brussels. Wasn'LiL $800 RT. In Europe, really nw tue transformation in you. Yo lost all of your chubbiness and | member noicing {hat you grew fw inches. We both got absolutely skinny in hose weeks abroad. 1 will ways remember How you were constantly working th rin schedules - riding by night so would have fcc phce 0 slccp and arivin 0 our destination in he morning ready o it te ites We'd drink in al tha he cities had 0 offer on a budget of $2.1 day. Aubor Frommer's EUROPE ON $5 A DAY vas for suckers. We did it Ghcaper,desper, wider nd beter. We saw and Jame so much on that memarable ip. We hich hiked, we biked, we trained, we ford, we walled, we Tan, we always somehow managed to ge where we wanted 0 go and sce hal we vane 0 ce. We slept on rns, boas, beaches, abandoned hos, flop hoses, people's homes, friends apt. Everywhre but hotels and hosels. We were 0 savvy fo say in a youth hostel — weren't we? Hell, 1 can't even remember us having a sit dowa meal on tht tip. We Couldn't care less about food. But we did enjoy all that cheese and bread and fin sation soup. Remember our frst wight in Europe, It probably was our worst. But, we did steal two heavy, itchy blankets rom (hat youth hostel. It ws feczing and wet But things wen way up from ther. Especially the time I had a wet dream sleeping in my seat on the ferry from Brendizi (or Bari?) to Corfu. Did I share hat with you? Remember the Corfu police deained me on arial 0 the Island? We had some scary moments. That's what made t such a great experience. We siayed on Corfu for 2 weeks o so. Never got {0 London because ofthat. Corfu was reat on the budget and | rmeanber it being grea seeping on (hc each with ids from all over the world - iat anc R100 and thoss two girls from Cleveland “That rp 0 Eorope: could get more space but the mi point is ha i really opened your eyes 0 anole world. And mine too. But you Jeff seized it. 1 did 100 n a ssnse._But you spent he nest summer in London ad came home with beautiful Sets babe name JERE Yo 1d such chozpah to HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000063 bring her to your beautiful, civilized, impressive home on Maple Ave. Think back on that now. That Shows a lot 1 seal docs. You didn’t give a shit about what she thought. And she coulda’ have been too Smpressed. You wore sriously easy going never up tight. Never worried, always confident. Thal aspect of your porsonality, of course coupled with your brilliance and intellect is what made you who and what Jou arc today. That don't give a shit attitude, your calculated aloofness, your sense of humor and most Tmportantly that confidence came to you carly on. You had to have confidence and an 1 dow't ive a shit te to oringEinto your Sea Gato world. Tt worked! You began to realize that you could get away ith shit) That chicks and people in general were schinucks! You scused that you were sharper and tore astute than most. Especially the ones who had women, money, position and paver. Yes, you charisia and persuasive ways ams very carly on. And you did't fear If’s lessons in your house. You learned them from us (in, frog, WE) from Europe, Interlochen, our tips to th city and all the people you mt along the way. Maybe Jou picked up litle from Timmy, (oo. Remember meeting Phillie? He's 16. He said he'll hays Femeaber how you said that Timmy taught you a lot about business. 1 know you enhanced that a bit, but ht was pra thing 10 525 10 a kid, and Ill never forget it cither. Warren and Phillc ae crazy about ach other and the kid is obviously cnamourcd by you and loved meefing you. It meant a lot obi and The. He's really a reat kid — bas (hat casy going, confident manner. Good looking kid So now you're filly. No sweat Jeff. You look great, you're probably in the best shape of our life and Youre not slowing down ono bit 1f no ane fold you how old you were ~ would't you think you were 56 or something? Just don’t get bored and stay healthy. And then there's Warren. He's as hilarious as ever and exactly the same as he was 35 y1s. ago with bis trench coat and his business man’s boots BACK THEN! We sco cach other prety often. When can Warren and 1 gt together w/ you for at least an evening and just get Warren started, you know the way we used to. Maybe we need to include Zuicea as prop for Warten 1 you look at our litle group of you , Warten, Frog and me. We were very close, although we never said or knew it back then. We didn't have girlfriends, we never even dated. We didn’t look 10 our familics Tally for anything, we had cach other. That was thiough high school. Then when we went 0 college we ere still close but we cach began go branch out from the group. We had grea times and I'm convinced — nd 1 know this as fact: You guys made me what I became today and therc’s not a day that goss by that I on't think about you. So Jef, even though we don’t speak that often, and our lives don't intersect, you really area part of me and | will aways be grateful for the great times we had. You have been and stil are prea uflonco for me. You don't know i, but you're my kid's role model. Tals wh i's so satisfying fo ocall the past with you. 1 has shaped both of us. When Warten and 1 get together, who and what do you think we talk about? You, You, You, You, is consiant- | can’t stand it anymore. That's it for now. Lknow I gota bit sontimental, but i's the occasion. Tae good care. 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Commack, New Vork 11725 (631) SEBATAY Fax: (630) S434697 Cel (516) 316-3303 e-mail: sev pineline con December, 2002 Jefiey, ou could never imagine the surprise | flt when Ghishine fst contacted ne about writing someting for your memary book. Overthe years | ave thought of Clas 53 & 6-3, numerous times with affection and realy fond memories. Afer all, you guys were my second class EVER and had just transfersed rom my first fob which was in, of al place, Port ‘Apache, The Bronx! Imagine, coming froma class of hold-overs, delinquents, and worse, 0. class of “Intelcctually Gifted Children.” Believe me, it was quit chore just to keep on sip ahead of tat hs. One day, about 2 weeks ago, 1 as on the Norther Sate Parkseny on my sway home, creeping along at miles an Hous in fhe midst ofa snowstorm, when my cellphone rang. | spent the et 15 minutes or o reliving the past wih Warren, wha was calling from sunny Dallas, Texss. As we talked and he mentioned students’ names, mos of he faces flashed before my ees. | even told him... Jelrey, saxophone, Michael, clarinet, Warren, sxophone and so on for most of he class. He fate sen me a picture of he cies and there wes, much thine, with bck horn med sinses and a full head of ark brown hai. There you were just as remembered you, with a Mona Lisa sile that id what was realy going on in that interesting bean of yours. Who could have guessed the wonderful, fascinating things that were in store for you? 1 remember iscussing Abraham Lincoln with th class and saring in wonder at the student who had read al of Sandbere’s Life of Lincoln and spouted facts of which | as totaly unaware. {alo remember my math (never my sitong sui) being corrected from ime time, very respectfully, by JeTey. 1 also remember the Coney Island Cleanup Parade and performing onsage a Lafayete nd blowing away the audience who had ust itr 0 3 Junior High orchestra. have many awards and plaques on my office wals at home and at work... too many fo any one place, but for all these years | sil treasure and display the gold painted, wooden plaque tha received from your class fo being the “Best Teacher” Tim thelld and delighid that you sill member me and that in some smal way | may have made a difference and touched your te. Happy Birthday! In 1963, you were around 10 and | was 23... twice es old as you. Today you re 50 nd Pm 63... somehow you're catching up! How did tht happen? Dr. Stephen Levy, Principal, General Studies Hicbrew Acadeany of Nassau County (HANG), West Hempstead Campus President, PDK, Columbia University. Member, Children Slolarship Fund National Teachers Advisory Board HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000073