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He even volunteered to help out in surgery at UCLA, scrubbed, put on the gown, the whole bit, just to do his part. 4 HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000116 dos ) Fou 0 bi a-\ ae {1 \¥ he | Eo TW 5 § NX Then, things began to change. I think it was shortly after he encouraged Morgan to say “woof” on the phone to me that I noticed the beginning. And then while his friends were willing to cither go blissfully ahead, eyes closed, trusting in the Almighty, Jeffrey began to get that look in his eye. He was cooking up something, something either evil or atleast deadly. Lalways oped he wasn't spurred to action by my action the unforgivable, immortal sin of getting married. 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GW HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000128 | | Who Was That Man With Epstein? | ning mind re ing. “Who ws a man ih Eps” Jets Epil fof | Ee work's most famous men, bouschold nme throughout he pare | ee xh cvs of evry mapas nh ward. Ever ow | emi bumble Tots on Coney and lis ris son of he ost cried ere of he wets world. Bul wat vas be ding ig 10 As M10 2 | BE elicin rom Hope, Arkansas? Wha is thal poiician nd why od | we piked him for the coveted scat on his privat ie. Vandy Ufa vo | De erat othe botlom of this mystery man and to reveal he tory bering (oe | ly we would no pry nto the prival [fe of an cbse Ae SO a pnelaly on wha has id so hard, a1 up 0 ow so Suess 105) Dh to hint, Bot the moment hs oscars a stepped ato Jb Buse l De ame fir game for probing enquiry. Why would aman ke Epuetn, 00 C51 amd chous Hi companions fom princes fo profesor, select» 1nt, companion | DO ouning? To be sur, he was Rhodes Scholar out we all know how fe Rhodes i you're rom Ackansas. Thece mit be somcling be Uso desded to snoop round. The dose politician elcanty ct 04 | a express condition ha i was compleely othe record. This fs tat he told us. | | | | | | | | . | | | | ee —_ HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000129 = Sn te : ni jp “Loe done a lo of soul searching, and Ive come to th conclusion that I should “be thinking less about money and more about naked suomi, and. ‘biomathematical research. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000130 It's no secret that Jeffrey appreciates beautiful women. But not many people know that he can create them out of thin air -- at least he did in Iowa in 1988. At the time, I was managing the money of the Zimmerman family, and they lived in Fairfield Towa, a town of less than 10,000 people between Ottumwa and Burlington. Hog farming is a serious industry there, and many feel there is more than a little truth to the saying that its hard to tell the difference between the girls and the hogs in Southeast Iowa. 1 had invited Jeffrey to come to Fairfield to see our investment operations, meet the Zimmerman family, and learn more about their major charitable projects. He asked about the nightlife and we could only laugh as we dropped him off at the local motel. The next morning a group of 4 of us picked up Jeffrey to give him a tour of the area. At our first stop we parked in front of a bookstore. As we were getting out of the car , a spectacular tall blonde woman suddenly come out of the store, walked directly past us and up to Jeffrey and announced: "I am new to this area, what's going on?".” It turned out she was a sales representative for a firm selling academic branded athletic clothing, and she was literally driving through Towa visiting local campuses. Jeffrey invited her to join us, and did his magic. Within a few hours, he had invited her to return to New York with him for the weekend. The guys in the car we astonished to even see such an attractive lady in Fairfield, amazed that she passed over them to meet Jeff, and were speechless when she agreed to come to New York. I'll admit to wondering at the time whether Jeffrey somehow arranged the whole episode through some long distance escort service. But the following week I happened to be in Manhattan and Jeffrey asked me to give her a ride back in our company plane, giving me a chance to speak with her for a few hours. She was the real McCoy. Happy Birthday Jeff! Best wishes, Bill Elkus fu HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000131 7 2% v 1 | | i CEES CE Sta a aif Vee ni ea Hae a SE 0 Cade Za ae Ee TE ee a oo A CTW Nd A Re ¥ WAR a asked wy house a stoaloger oho + make of yo aul se ger me Sone Acom prelensble chests « Some ves Couprehonside words: “Tho analysis: A fiercely intelligent, highly complex individual for whom the scoamulation of reat wealth is no problem. Prefers working in private, or better yet, utter secrecy. Emotionally complicated: Can run hot and cold, can Jose interest in the blink of an eye, professes to be “available” but much goes on behind the scenes and he decides what he gives. Extensive scientific umanitarian/philanthropic strength and cointerest, which if hamessed and developed properly could have a significant impact (2s in {angibly changing the world for the better) and as an added bonus, beat the current masters at their own game. | coment masters at Be omR OORS _————————— UL {ue part £o=t suggested ALE Yo didn't kno? how asult fou (fed hoe Qistambyorc 2. { hase fold you bore lk co Cocendslugp, wo biel ( oom Cn rembip en yoy av BE [Tove saw EY XT wlth (have [eened mace TT | JE HEHEHE EE Hoon | erpecstie ww p=) of DERE HE fuse oC ue Le hakto [iE JEANIE fee soue a 2lkSalgec | [7 3 |< EENEEEE iE €or youn E38 [+L ENE ( have always asswd i : ~ ES EET Bic oe teal you woul owe dap [EEE | 1 ARNE i 2 als 2 NE a wad do tall aboot dso Ea Fe EIRENE Fane cold alongs ands (im [eC ed] Tod BET n Her borelts aud) dissatisfaction [Sevevsaveer orrixri¥ EE wikh soweee wie has mast HERR ERT PEt) A RAHHRARHHHAHHR SC tue saue bardess, (EERE il I Hl i Hite) | 1 TLE ( | (fm ready wlen (oeeve. | | | HA Saas HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000134 You very dear boy, + Going back into the past as | have over the last few days has in some ways prooved a melancholy experience all the old criminals suddenly came leaping oul at me Miao, Ogilvy.Swire, Baring, Alionse, the Brigadier the old man and all the good limes that we had together One of the sad things in lfe is that fate conspires to move people apart fo the tent nat 1 hardly See you any more but | suppose that is why we are compensated by memories. TT Was speaking to BB last ight before writing this e-rail and we both agreed that be wore at Ions to decide which of the hundreds of hilarious incidents {0 pinpoint or you. here are just too many inspeciing the Royal School girs dorms, chasing rabbits with Toto in the old mans dino, trying to oo I sband out of the way in Manila blocking Ogilvies loo Oh the Hlegal goose al Barings wedding doing three point tums in the tunnel in HK when eed Ts Mandarin driver to find us some girls, dancing the night away in the Tin Mine in KLmassage classes at Wraxall....and so on and so on it brings fears lo my eyes aver, thee vias one evening which | recall always had you howling with laughter. We wore im Harry's Bar in London you sme the old man Toto Jl and the usual extraordinary group of camp followers Lord Long.lan Crukshankelc et. Somehow Toto got itinto his head that IES a call girl that doggie had fixed up for him.after dinner we all went off to “Tramps and Toto and doggie got into the back of doggies car wilh l,i] between {hem Toto grinning happily at the old man reached down and pulled skirt up {0 her panties and put his hand on her pussy. The old man smiling sweetly leaned over stuffed his Bo hey pants so that Toto found his fingers playing with doggies. Suddenly the awful Ho aut in but Toto was (00 shocked to remove his hand so they drove to Tramps with both of them still trapped in I knickers. ~All my love and a very very happy birthday with many more years to come in the future than there are years behind you hi HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000135 Oke spon ¢ Aue | an ifelyent, Hosp - 4:4 Kan Hey [&¥74 Lada | purechoted PY BE TW x _ | HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000136 Soe domal pont Asry Loencs Jot “aitiky fl Lay Bo Fon iff Al sill ' HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000137 Axa pen. 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HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000144 i oi // Ke fove J ™o a ~ Op ——— HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000145 Jer Qool Dew ft, The fipinmiog of 5 ter yop nn sn Spey) Dime Qtr apis a Lear holliye 1 fain arp Hin as Lip? im on gall fo Bot acd fr hod 9 fie il bo racy bo tnd 2 spetiny, med farina sincin ait irl, Guo Meth J A fod emjo £0, Chopoig cy delisf 7 « 0 pnd pl srt Fon on Spray 20] — Jeffery, I nave agonized long and hard about what to write for your pirthday. one version was a highly philosophical take on personal perception. 1'11 De ve you the tortured prose but the gist was that the way we see the world depends on our experiences how we parse things. You're one of the few people who has influenced how 1 parse and understand the world, and that version lauded you for it. But, that seemed to heavy and pedantic, SO out it went.. nother version was silly and salacious: SNCS your approach to life has so much of each of these things. A few years age somebody at a party asked me “Does Jeffrey Epstein manage your money?". I replied "No, but he advises me on lifestyle". The guys eyes bugged out of his head and he said “REALLY?". Alas 1 em ill prepared to comment on your lifestyle in any detail, since 1 am (sadly) so far behind that it would be talking about things IT know little of! Yet another approach was to comment on our shard interests in science and exploration, but again it seemed lacking. © so, in the end 1 have wound up with this silly excuse for a heither profound nor fumny. But, 1've included a few photos that I took het recent trip to Africa. They seemed note appropriate than anything I ould put in words. —— HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000147 - —_ or od . : Ve # 8 Sy EB ; E» { ” » wa . 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I have heard that Jeffrey will act ‘With morals, decorum and tact, with honor, good will and truth, but forsooth, This information may be inexact. | As far as I can detect, | Jeffrey seems to select | “To express his mood, Terms rude, crude and a, and politically incorrect. | Tm Jeffrey at half a century, with credentials plenipotentiary, though up tono good |” whenever he could, | has avoided the penitentiary. | Nc. 2 | HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_000164 Voice Over: “There must be more to life than having everything. Donald {Ves there i, but [won't ) Jeffrey Nor will , since I also know what itis. Donald We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeitrey Yes, we do, come io think of it. Donal Enigmas never age, have you noticed tint? Jeffrey As a mater of fact, it was elear to mie fie bast time 1 saw you. Tonaid A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday— wad may every day be another wonderful secret | Donald J. 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