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Jeffere E stein 'eevacation@gmaitcoml
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Catholic Wedding in heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic
couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside
the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to
process them into Heaven.
While anxiously waiting they began to wonder;
could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they
could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first
time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,"
and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... For a
couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and
cons. If they were allowed to get married in
Heaven, should they get married, what with the
eternal aspect of it all?
"What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in
Heaven together forever?"
Yet another month passed before St. Peter
finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get
married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just
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wondering; what if things don't work out?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his
clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me
3 months to find a priest up here!
Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find
a lawyer???
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