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<DIV>Turning 21</DIV>
<DIV>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The</DIV>
<DIV>doctor comes in and informs the dad that</DIV>
<DIV>his son was born without torso, arms or legs.</DIV>
<DIV>The son is just a head!</DIV><BR>
<DIV>But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as</DIV>
<DIV>he can, with love and compassion.</DIV><BR>
<DIV>After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his</DIV>
<DIV>first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully</DIV>
<DIV>tells the son he is proud of him and orders up</DIV>
<DIV>the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.</DIV><BR>
<DIV>With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and</DIV>
<DIV>the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,</DIV>
<DIV>the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.</DIV><BR>
<DIV>Swoop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent;</DIV>
<DIV>then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,</DIV>
<DIV>begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant</DIV>
<DIV>"Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes</DIV>
<DIV>his head in dismay.</DIV><BR>
<DIV>Swoop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The</DIV>
<DIV>father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.</DIV>
<DIV>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!</DIV>
<DIV>The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now</DIV>
<DIV>the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands</DIV>
<DIV>he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles</DIV>
<DIV>the last of it.</DIV><BR>
<DIv>Swoop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. Thec/oiv>
<DIV>father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.</DIV>
<DIV>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to</DIV>
<DIV>the left....then to the right ... right through the</DIV>
<DIV>front door, into the street, where a truck</DIV>
<DIV>runs over him and kills him instantly.</DIV><BR>
<DIV>The bar falls silent.</DIV><BR>
<DIV>The father moans in grief.</DIV><BR>
<oiv>The bartender sighs and says...</DIV><BR>
<DIV>(wait for it)</DIV><BR>
<DIV>(it's coming)</DIV><BR>
<DIV>(take a deep breath)</DIV><BR>
<DIV>"He should have quit while he was a
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