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To: Jeffrey Epsteinfleevacation©gmail.com] From: Faith Kates Sent: Thur 9/9/2010 12:22:41 AM Subject: FW: Fwd: High Holiday Seating Request Just wanted to wish you a happy and healthy new year!! Filled with only good things...live, love and laugh the year away!!! Sha na tova . I thought this seating request was hysterical so the first laugh in the new year! Xoxo faith SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern about the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible. 1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one:) Talking section No talking section 2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest:) Stock market Sports Medicine General gossip Specific gossip (choose from below:) The rabbi The cantor The cantor's voice The cantors significant other The rabbi's significant other Fashion news What others are wearing EFTA_R1_01488404 EFTA02421918 Why they look awful My neighbors My relatives My neighbors' relatives Presidential Election, results from Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom My children/grandchildren Other: 3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice? Doctor Dentist Nutritionist Psychiatrist Child psychiatrist Podiatrist Chiropractor Stockbroker Accountant Lawyer, General Practice Criminal Lawyer Civil Lawyer Real estate agent Architect Plumber Buyer (Specify store: Sexologist (??) Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One] Other: 4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority:) On the aisle Near the exit Near the window In Aruba Near the bathroom Near my in-laws As far away from my in-laws as possible As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible Near the pulpit Near the Kiddush table (not applicable on Yom Kippur) Near single men Near available women Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services Where no one will notice me sleeping during services Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge] Where I can use my blackberry (SHHHH) 5. (Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where: I can see my spouse over the mechitza EFTA_R1_01488405 EFTA02421919 I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the mechitza 6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people: (Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.) Your name: Building fund pledge (acknowledging and in grateful appreciation for this change): $ Sherry Rubin hunilraisincachildwithautismdaybyday.blocspoccomf NOTE:This message including any attachments contains information, some or all of which. may bo proprietary or legally onvileged. It is for the intended recipient only. If you have received this message by error. please notify us immediately and destroy the related message. You. the recipient. are obligated to maintain din a safe. secure. and confidential manner Unauthorized re-disclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality could subject you to penalties described in Federal and State law. Non Management. LLC and any affiliate companies are not responsible for errors or omissions in this message or any attachments EFTA_R1_01488406 EFTA02421920 NOTE:This message including any attachments contains Information. some or all of which. may bo proprietary or legally privileged. It is for the intended recipient only. If you have received this message by error. abase notify us immediately and destroy the related message. You. the recipient, are obligated to maintain it in a safe, secure. and confidential manner. Unauthorized re-disclosure or failure to maintain confidentiality could subject you to penalties descnbod in Federal and State law. Next Management. LLC and any affiliate companies are not responsible for errors or omissions in this message or any attachments EFTA_R1_0 1488407 EFTA02421921