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To: jeeyacation [email protected]]: Jefftey Epstein[[email protected]] From: Sent: . . AM Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on -- and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much he owed. Finkelstein brushed him off "No, no, for the Son of God there's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor. Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?" Jesus readily agreed and, as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses. A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , he happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes. He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him, and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Jesus he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?" "Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is." "Oh, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After I am the craftsman." "I understand, Mr. Finkelstein.. but I am the son of God," Jesus replied. The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful. They finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. EFTA_R1_02209286 EFTA02723365 A few days later.. the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop: EFTA_R1_02209287 EFTA02723366 You know you're going to pass it on. EFTA_R1_02209288 EFTA02723367