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From: Ted Waitt anill==> To: l' IMIEM" alMa> Subject: Re: Your wake up call Date: Sat, 10 Apr 2004 19:58:18 +0000 Forgive me, I wouldn't have thought Spam was a staple on the chef's menu. I thought it was funny when I found the can, but they barely touched it and avoided it like the plague. Spam is most certainly a victim of bad press in their eyes. I actually cook quite often, but I'm convinced the owners of this house are midget, hobbits, or some other miniature creatures who clearly either drink too much or smoke too much pot or something. Things just don't make sense, and for any over over 5 ft 6, it's really difficult. The Bonsai pipeline is probably the worlds most famous surfing location. Huge waves 25 to 30 feet high, and curl over to form a pipleline. Either go up there, or try it ourselves at the equivalent of a surfing bunny slope. Thanks for the reminder on dinner, shouldve done it when I was there. Think it's set now. I have 4 cranky kids who are all in need of some excitement and fun. Shoulda planned more, but I'll come up with something. Oh how I wish I was with you. Original Message From: G. Max < To: Ted Waitt < Sent: Mon May 10 14:46:33 Subject: Re: Your wake up call 2004 Excuse me I have had spam - it is pink and comes out of a tin - am I correct? Remember I was boarded from the age of 8, spam, mac and cheese, fish fingers etc were a staple diet. The thought of you cooking, however, has me in paroxysms. Can't wait for you to do your manly thing w/ a barbecue for me. In return, I promise when we are near a stove, and you are hungry, and we are alone, I will cook for you. What is the bonzai pipeline - is that a cross between some type of Japanese tree that bears oil/gas around Hawaii and a line of little bonsai trees? Did you call the restaurant yet to make a reservation for tonight - Spam 2 nights in a row might be too much for your kids and for you? Gx At 01:28 PM 4/10/2004 -0500, you wrote: >Thank you, slept for over 10 hours. Woke up once with no idea what time it >was with the phone ringing, thought it was you and when I found out it >wasn't, I hung up on them. Not very nice of me. >My first choice for a wake up call involves bodily contact, second involves >your voice, and an email, well I'll take it. Thank you. >Hope you have a great day. >Going to make breakfast. Restaraunt was booked last night. Made macaroni >and cheese and spam for dinner, yes I truly did. Ever had spam? >Neither had my kids. It's big in hawaii. >This house is so poorly designed, there is no way to cook without me hitting >my head like 5 times. EFTA00579110 >Think we'll go see the bonzai pipeline today. Original Message >From: G. Max < >To: Ted Waitt >Sent: Mon May 10 10:06:29 >Subject: Re: Your wake up call 2004 >This is your substitute wake up call - GOOD MORNING EFTA00579111