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From: "G. Max" <IIMIMIE=>
To: Philip Levine
Subject: Fwd: If Men were Agony Aunts!? very amusing
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000
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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>If men were agony aunts ?!<br>
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.<br>
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there<br>
is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best<br>
friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why<br>
not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still<br>
apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If<br>
you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice<br>
meal while you think about it.<br>
<br>
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.<br>
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your<br>
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral<br>
sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to<br>
do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.<br>
<br>
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.<br>
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man<br>
is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out<br>
chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more<br>
peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your<br>
relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great<br>
time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is<br>
when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home<br>
is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a<br>
nice meal.<br>
<br>
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.<br>
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with<br>
it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may
wish<br>
to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband<br>
as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and<br>
cook him a delicious meal.<br>
<br>
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.<br>
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity<br>
training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex<br>
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for<br>
foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you<br>
should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so<br>
selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him<br>
and cooking him a nice meal.<br>
<br>
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep<br>
without giving me one.<br>
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten To cook<br>
him a nice meal.</blockquote></html>
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