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efta-efta00881828DOJ Data Set 9OtherFrom: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmaitcom>
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmaitcom>
To: "Dr. Henry Jarecki"
Subject: Fwd: <no subject>
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:32:22 +0000
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From: gmax
Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Subject: <no subject>
To: J J <jeevacationOgrnail.cont>
A woman goes to her rabbi with a
serious problem.
Her two female parrots
have picked up a bad habit. Any time she
has
visitors, the two parrots
embarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi !
We're
hookers. Want to have some fun?"
To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a
smile,
explaining that he has two
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male parrots which he has trained to
pray and
who've become very observant, spending
much of the day praying in their cage.
He's confident that if the woman brings
her two
parrots over to his house,
his two parrots will exert such a positive
influence
that her birds will turn into model
parrots.
The next day the woman drives over to
the rabbi's
house and brings her two
parrots into his home. As she looks
around, she
notices a large cage with
two parrots, each wearing a little kippah
and tiny
tallis (prayer shawl)
and each holding a miniature prayer
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book while they
rock back and forth in prayer.
Sure enough, as soon as she places her
female
parrots in the cage, they
shout out to their male counterparts: "Hi!
We're
hookers.Want to have some fun ?"
One of the rabbi's parrots immediately
turns to the
other, squawking:
"Moishe, put the fucking book down. Our
prayers have been answered!"
End of Forwarded Message
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