EFTA Document EFTA01968377

To: Jeffrey EpsteinUeevacation©gmail.corn] From: Mark L. Epstein Sent: Wed 6/26/2013 2:44:39 AM Subject: RE: guess who I was talking to. Nancy, Meryl, and Essie were just here for two hours. The back of my head still hurts from laughing. A woman told her doctor that she was getting married for the 4th time. After examining her he told her that she was still a virgin. She said "my first husband was an psychiatrist so he analyzed it, my second husband was a contractor and he said he'd get around to it. My third husband was a gourmand and he ate it. My fourth husband is a lawyer. Now I'm sure to get screwed". A widow is a woman who knows where her husband is every night. A little boy is walking past his parents' bedroom while they are making love. He sees his mother going up and down on his father. He asks what they're doing. The mother said she was just trying to flatten out Daddy's belly. The kids says "it's no use. The maid blows it up every morning" The golf course was so new they hadn't put up signs yet. After a few holes, a guy asks a woman that is ahead of him what holes they were playing. She says "I'm on the 5th hole and your one hole behind me, 4" After a while the guy loses track again. See's the same woman ahead and asks again what holes they are on. She tells him that she is now on the 121" hole and he is still one hole behind her on 11. After the games are over he runs into the same woman at the bar and goes to chat and thank her again for helping him out. While talking he asks her what business she was in. She didn't want to tell him and said that he would laugh. He convinces her to tell him, and she says that she sells tampons. He does laugh and said that he sell toilet paper so he is still one hole behind her. Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh! A woman goes to the grocery and asks for some broccoli . The guy tell her he doesn't have any broccoli, but how about some string beans. She says no, and that she really wants broccoli. He again tells here that he doesn't have any broccoli but what about some cauliflower. Again she says and that she really wants broccoli. Out of frustration he asks her to spell cat, as in catastrophe. She says c-a-t. He then asks her to spell dog, as in dogmatic. She says d-o-g. He then asks her to spell fuck, as in broccoli. She says there isn't any fuck in broccoli. He says "that's what I've been trying to tell you!!!" EFTA_R1_00448042 EFTA01968377 Non-stop! Essie is 90. From: Jeffrey Epstein [[email protected] Sent: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:53 PM To: Mark Epstein Subject: Re: guess who I was talking to. great On Tue, Jun 25, 2013 at 12:51 PM, Mark L. Epstein •: .> wrote: Mark, Mark. A woman walks into a bar in Texas and see a guy sitting at a table with his feet up. He's wearing cowboy boots and she sees that his boots are really big. She goes up to him and asks "is it true what they say about guys with big feet?" He says, "come back to my place and I'll show you". They go back to his place, make love for a while and when they're done, she says "here" and hands him $100. He says "Gee, I've never been paid for my services before". She says, "It's not for your services. Go get a pair of boots that fit!" A guy is watching his wife in the garden bent over the flower beds. He says to her "your ass is as wide as the grill!". Later that evening, while in bed, he starts to get amorous. She says "Oh no you don't!" He asks "what's wrong". She says "I'm not firing up this big grill for one little weener!" EFTA_R1_00448043 EFTA01968378 A young boy is walking past his parents' bedroom one night and looks inside and sees his mother performing oral sex on his father. The kids thinks "and they took me to the doctor just for sucking my thumb!" I was on the phone with Nancy Millet and she put Essie on the phone. *************************************** ******************** The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of Jeffrey Epstein Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to [email protected], and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. copyright -all rights reserved EFTA_R1_00448044 EFTA01968379