EFTA Document EFTA02204262

To: Cc: From: Sent Mon 2/13/2017 5:25:07 PM Subject Re: READ! when you have the chance!! No WAY! ...wow...that is awesome.. On Feb 13, 2017, at 12:21 PM, wrote: I don't know about the CA part, but it is a TRUE STORY about Rick Perry, our new energy secretary and former TX Governor :-) From: Sent: Monday, February 13, 2017 10:17 AM To: If you have not read yet...D0 read when you have a minute! Begin forwarded message: From: Will Ford e> Subject: The Coyote Principle Date: February 10, 2017 at 7:50:01 AM EST To: undisclosed-recipients:; CALIFORNIA - The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. EFTA_R1_00917614 EFTA02204262 The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyotes relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. TEXAS- The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. EFTA_R1_00917615 EFTA02204263